Bucharest for beginners; a few tips from an expat back in town

New to Bucharest? Bit lost? As per the front cover of the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, don't panic. There are far more difficult places for the expatriate to adjust to than Bucharest. It's been a good six years since I was in Romania and I have to admit it's good to be back. I like Bucharest. When I say this to locals, I'm usually met with dumbfounded looks of disbelief. But it's true, although I do understand the reaction. I can be fairly negative about the north of England, where I grew up.